Fauna Lokjom

Height: 5' 6"

Age: 19

Homeworld: Candy World

Race: Candy folk

Flavor: Liquorice

Class: Liar

Title: Despoina

Anaïs Phalèse

Height: 5' 7"

Age: 18

Homeworld: Boring World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Peasant

Title: Shortstop, Fernando Wood High School Pirates

Throws: Right, Bats: Switch

Fervid Wexler

Height: 6' 2"

Age: 24

Homeworld: Boring World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Awesome Super-Spy

Title: Special Sub-Junior Undersecretary for Overkill, United States Dept. of Defense

Mallory

Height: 5' 10"

Age: 25

Homeworld: ?

Race: Meat folk

Class: Liar

Title: Teacher

Nian

Length: 11' 8"

Age: 21

Homeworld: Candy World

Race: Candy folk

Flavor: Peppermint

Class: Peasant

Title: Private First Class, Sugar Palace Chambermaid Corps

Acuto Orelion

Height: 5' 11"

Age: 31

Homeworld: Stupid World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Peasant

Title: Sergeant Major

Angry T. “Angry” Nelson

Height: 5' 2"

Age: 64

Homeworld: Boring World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Asshole

Title: Vice President of the United States

Augustus Marcoliosis Fabulus Boglox

Height: 5' 7"

Age: 31

Homeworld: Stupid World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Dud

Title: Crown Prince of Stupid World

Torus “Tor” Phalèse

Height: 4' 9"

Age: 13

Homeworld: Boring World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Peasant

Title: Little Brother

Colette Phalèse

Height: 5' 5"

Age: 39

Homeworld: Boring World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Peasant

Title: Mom

Kjom Nomars

Height: 5' 3"

Age: 53

Homeworld: Candy World

Race: Candy folk

Flavor: Saltwater taffy

Class: Liar

Title: Emperor

Mimes

Homeworld: Mime World

Race: Mimes

Class: Mimes

Title: Mimes

Bloodybelly “Bell” Comb Jelly

Height: 5' 4"

Age: 26

Homeworld: Water World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Pirate

Title: Captain

Orange Roughy

Height: 4' 11"

Age: 28

Homeworld: Water World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Pirate

Title: First Mate

Clarias “Jonathan” Batrachus

Length: 7' 1"

Age: 20

Homeworld: Water World

Race: Mer folk

Class: Pirate

Title: Able Seaman

Eustomia Batrachus

Length: 6' 11"

Age: 43

Homeworld: Water World

Race: Mer folk

Class: Liar

Title: Queen of the Sea

Zelle

Height: Variable

Age: 3539

Homeworld: Water World

Race: Nereid

Class: Liar

Title: Madame

Katy Anne

Height: 5' 2"

Age: 21

Homeworld: First Bank of Corporate World™ World (formerly Corporate World)

Race: Meat folk

Class: Peasant

Title: Marketing Consultant

W. John Jacob P. D. Frockelbilt

Height: 7' 10"

Age: 59

Homeworld: First Bank of Corporate World™ World (formerly Corporate World)

Race: Meat folk

Class: Liar

Title: CEO

Captain Obvious

Height: 6' 7"

Age: ?

Homeworld: Super World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Liar

Title: Captain

Invisible Person

Height: ?

Age: 23

Homeworld: Super World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Liar

Title: Hero

Costume Designer Man

Height: 5'1"

Age: 35

Homeworld: Super World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Liar

Title: Artiste

Daniela “Nel” Reina

Height: 5'4"

Age: 18

Homeworld: Boring World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Peasant

Title: Skater extraordinaire

Susie Dolaib

Height: 5'5"

Age: 19

Homeworld: Boring World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Peasant

Title: Social media expert

Drew Flexiver

Height: 6'0"

Age: 23

Homeworld: Boring World

Race: Meat folk

Class: Man in black

Title: Junior Deputy Sub-Secretary for Special Bits, United States Dept. of Defense